My Grammar-o-phobia

Well… I don’t know English grammar and Table counting. Not just now! I never did… Ya, not even in class 6th (former one) or while preparing for CAT (the latter one).

My father knew my brilliance (or the absence of it!) in mathematics when I could pick up the table of 5 while papa was teaching my elder. He got beaten up cause I could vomit just what he was expected to deliver. But alas! That’s where it stopped. I later learnt the tables of 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 12, 15 and 20. But I remember I always had a reason to hide my poor memory by resorting to my super duper multiplication skills (yes… exaggerated).

I was offered many sops for filling my intestine (that’s where my table counting memory resides) with those exotic tables. My favorite biscuits, that toy, even money. But I’m quite ethical person (after all I got into SPJain)!. My intestines wouldn’t have allowed those biscuits to settle-in anyways. My father gave up as I entered class 8th. By this time math went beyond rote learning. And I survived.

Well, if you were to compare my table counting skill with my English grammar skills then I’m a genius in table counting. Need I say more about the plight of my father and teachers?

Till this time, most difficult learning of my life had been Grammar. [and not Marketing!]

Papa still can’t figure out and has serious doubts about how I communicate or write in English.

I’m somehow still not convinced of grammar being taught in bookish ways. Now some super intelligent readers of this blog might want to check my Hindi grammar skills… I would just say ‘Beware’. If I get a chance I would actually write-off Hindi grammar altogether and its stupid differences in things like chandrabindu and bindu, three types of ‘S’, two types of ‘R’, deergh-ekaar and harswa-ekaar and what not!

But I don’t want to remain “un-grammatical” for my life. Next time I will go home, I’m going to pick my cousins grammar book and read through all the pages of complex participles, adverbs and verbs… May be I’m negating the chances of my kid writing similar post on his blog :)
Any help or sympathies or even ‘me too’s’!

PS: I just saw TOI has come up with editorial page article on "Say No to rote learning" today...

Month of December and Markets

December has been a month when foreign investors pull out money to adjust their profit and loss account for their yearly closures. This obviously brings Sensex down.

Also December is the month when most of us have to start declaring our actual tax savings under 80C. So I see a good opportunity to cash in falling markets to meet this declaration burden. Gear up if you have lost the best opportunity to invest during august-September and want to join the Indian Sensex bandwagon now.

The instrument that I’m suggesting here is ELSS (Equity linked savings scheme) scheme of mutual funds. Though there are many investment products that are eligible for tax deductions under 80C, ELSS gives you the opportunity to earn maximum return and has the shortest lock-in period of 3 years amongst all such investment options. However, it comes with an inherit risk of investing in equity markets.

There are several ELSS funds available. Following two are recommended:
1. SBI magnum Tax Gain Scheme
2. HDFC Tax-Saver
These schemes come with different flavors like dividend, growth, dividend reinvestments. I would recommend growth scheme as it takes care of our long term wealth building plan.

Now the main point: How to utilize the December factors if you have missed to log on through Systematic investment plan?

Markets will remain hugely volatile in the month of December fluctuating between 17500 (most pessimistic) – 20500 (most optimistic). I recommend you to follow the steps below:

1. Set aside the sum you want to invest in ELSS
2. Divide it in 3 chunks
3. Invest first chunk when market closes below 19000
4. Invest second when market goes down and closes below 18400.
5. Now wait for the third chunk to be invested around last week of December at whatever level the market is.

You will have to be really swift and track the market closing on a day-to-day basis. This strategy might give you little more return than putting whole of your money at once. Also it would need you to online trading account. If you don’t have it then get in touch with someone of these banks and invest your whole sum at around 18.5K level at once.

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Regular Stock ideas: Buy DLF at around 850-875, Reliance at current level and on dips

If only!

excerpts from the play... "If only the dream had been true it would have been a motivating and energetic world. It is one thing to say that all that happens is for good and it is quite different to experience it. It does not die down so easily. Dreams shattered leads to a complete disillusionment… to re-shape the dreams is no mean task. When things are lost which you aspired for all your life, the world comes to an end. The base to build your life is lost and future looks bleak. You need complete disconnect which again leads to more pain."

Life o life… why are so as you are!

Wo.. ho… every time I open my gmail these days, I get a marriage invitation from one of my friend. I’m not exaggerating… even I’m surprised by the pace. Though I would like to attend all, it becomes impossible given the time pressure and cost involved. But good… I bless them all with whatever capability I have.

I want to make it big one day… big in what field in still not decided :). I’m sure with the company I’ve, it will not be a big wait. Hmmm…. If only I had more guts!

Wokay… enough confusing you my blog… stay cosy!

PS: My hand is better and i guess putting a brace was not a wise decision. Doctors got to be more intuitive than mechanical.

My first fracture

… or at least first one to be medically diagnosed. So congrats to me. I’ve successfully got a hairline fracture in the wrist bone.

So many people with whom I used to share “who-are-you; I-saw-you-yesterday-too” glances in the office suddenly became very sympathetic and caring. “Waise bhi India mein muft ke advices bahot milte hai” proclaims a mobile operators ad these days on TV – I agree. But the sad part is, I slipped off the tiny little stairs of this operator’s brother’s retail outlet. So these wealthy brothers are conspiring against me!! Or is it that they heard me vehemently opposing the over-use of their brand name on all retail outlet formats…

Anyways! I’ve my sufferings. Does it pain? Yes n No. There is degree at which it pains. Yesterday my friend was telling me that his cousin had a watch which used to automatically light up when he turned arm to see the time. This is the exact pose in which it pains to me! Wow! So was that discussion warning me of this incident! Quite a spooky world!

I can take medical leave. But my CL’s are anyways going to get wasted by the year end. Ummm… but I don’t need leave. It should heal up soon.

Do you remember people signing on your plastered hands when you had broken it taking that catch! I used to like it lots totally non-admiring of pain. So here is my opportunity. But looks like I’ve grown up. Though the main reason is that I didn’t get a white plaster; I’ve something called wrist brace on. The material is ball pen proof. It doesn’t write on it. Looks like the manufacturing company knew about my plans! Snif… Snif! Big conspiracy to make me suffer.

However I’m liking it. I now know what not having working left hand means in the morning. :)

wokay.. watch out after 21 days when my memorable days pass off. Probably!

Stay Cosy!

Trip to Jog

Jog falls is about 380 Kms from Bangalore and is the highest fall (~900ft) of India. Water from Sharavati river forms 4 huge water falls named Raja, Raani, Roarer and Rocket. See them in pic below: We took a karnataka state tourism tour bus to the falls. It was decent and comes at 1045 Rs. for whole trip.

This was probably my first bus tour in which i could really sleep. Seems i'm coming out of my bus0phobia? (Is there a better word?)

All in all, its a good compact trip that you can take with your family. You can drive down as well. We missed out on visiting Gokarna beach which is very close to Jog falls. Next time...